Smarmy sophomoric bullcrap.
When I first read it I thought, oh god, a messed up kid in his early twenties, trying to make excuses for himself. Hope he quits bothering women and gets a clue someday.
But he's 36? That's three years younger than me! Naw, mm-mm. There's something wrong with him.
I don't mean to sound patronizing, and I do appreciate that you're a mature 21-year-old, but guys my age who pursue 21-year-olds are creeps.