I have lots of these! They are funny now, but oh god I remember waking up to the dread of vaguely remembering what I did.... ugh never again.
* Once crashed my car in to a ditch on a very busy road in the town I live in at 2:00am. I had to call a tow truck to get it out. The cops came by and everything. How I didn't get a DUI I will never know.
* Got pulled over while drunk w/ a suspended license and no insurance. I was also 19 to boot! I ate a ton of funyans I happened to have in my truck, the cop took my license and my insurance back to his car for like 30 minutes, came back and told me to have a nice day.
* Drunk, smoking a cigarette, texting while driving, and driving a stick shift. You know where this is going! I hit a mailbox and totaled my paid off car
* Drunk in a hotel... I ran up and down the halls screaming "I WANT TO BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER!!!" and knocking on everyones door at like 3:00am. You know that part on breakfast club? I guess I was recreating it.
* Sooo many drunk dials/facebook messages/emails/chats. God I was horrible.
Never again!!