Not about me, but...
My mate once rang me and I could hear sirens and shouting etc down the phone and then him laughing, clearly wasted. He was a bus driver (then) and said: ‘I just drove my bus into a stationary car’. I could hear the cops trying to take his phone off him.
About a week later...
Same mate called me and (again, clearly wasted) said: ‘You know I drove my bus into the back of a car last week? [laughing] Well I just drove my
car into the back of a stationary
bus . What’re the chances!’
