"He was in ICU after a car accident. I just called to make sure he was ok" After calling his dealer 8 times one morning... since when do they allow cell phones in ICU?
"My check was short ... enter amount here... because the time clock was broken"
"I never got my income tax check"
"No, I didn't take any of your son's ADHD med. You must have counted wrong"
"The pharmacy shorted me on that refill...AGAIN"
"He only gave me half of what he owed me"