Wow - similar stories all around! I feel like we're sitting around a camp-fire, sharing fond memories, lol!
Here's one of mine: used to hide vodka mixed with Mountain Dew in ice in an opaque fountain drink cup from like McDonalds - with the straw and everything! Walked around town with that many times.
I too have blamed a nearly-full bottle of Vodka (as in, just openned in front of the SO the night before) "disappearing" by the cat knocking it over on the counter and it spilling all out/shattering onto the floor. I'd even go as far as to wipe the area down with some rubbing alcohol or dump a cap-full of vodka on the carpet to add to the story.
-shakes head- ah the things we've done.
Blessed be everyone, and thanks for story time
it's "nice" to have my own stories sound less crazy..... you know what I mean.... heheheeee.
Bye for now!
WW