Oh boy I can relate to your last drinking episode. It was after about 10 days of sobriety so I thought my tolerance would have gone down and I wouldn't drink as much.
I woke up the next morning and found an empty (?) fifth in the freezer.
I shook it around and held it up to the light. Did I really drink all that?? Yes I did.
Then I went back to bed for the rest of the day.