Originally Posted by
kittykitty 
I can't believe he actually blew into that thing every twenty minutes for you.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Someone once told me that if you're not sure if things have gotten crazy in a relationship, just say it out loud and it will become more clear. For example,
"I have so little trust for my boyfriend that I actually bought a breathalyzer and made him blow into it to see if he was lying."
"I made my alcoholic boyfriend blow into a breathalyzer and it registered that he had alcohol in his system. However, my alcoholic boyfriend told me that the breathalyzer was broken and that he hadn't been drinking, and that sounds believable to me."
"My alcoholic boyfriend told me that he had a little pig that could fly. I'm wondering if you guys think he might be telling the truth, because I think he might be."
It's AMAZING to me how when we're in it, we can't see the forest for the trees. I've been there. I'm so sorry that you're going through this.