Here goes! My name is Jim and, er, I live in Perth! Well there's actually a bit more to it than that, you see I didn't always live here, I didn't always even live in Australia but, apart from getting off grog, Oh, and maybe getting off cigarettes too, coming to live in Perth was just about the hardest thing I'd done and, therefore, the most worthwhile so I don't mind who knows it. If that makes any sense. Thanks for looking. Jim