He actually told me that I was "cheap trash" for not returning to him an expensive bracelet he gave me for my last b-day we were together. He told me that he would follow me around and tell men that he gave it to me should I ever wear it out.
The thing is, I have never worn it since he left, nor have I worn several things he gave to me. They are painful to me and sit in a box. I plan to sell them one day when I truly don't care at all and am ready.
I think you should let Marvin pee on them.
Sorry. Gross, I know.