BEST IDIOT HEADLINE IN OUR PAPER THIS MORN ... Knife salesman stabbed when he falls on his own knife
Tribune staff report
November 9, 2009
A man who said he was a knife salesman was in a hospital Sunday morning after he tripped while on a CTA bus and was stabbed by one of his knives.
Police got a report about 8 a.m. of the incident, which happened near Belmont and Milwaukee avenues, said Chicago Police Officer Laura Kubiak.
The unidentified man lost his footing, fell and was stabbed in one leg by his own knife.
He told police he was a knife salesman, Kubiak said.
He was taken to Norwegian American Hospital.