Ah yes, the wonders of "burgers" at the big M and HJ's.
Floppy bun covered in seeds to stick under your dentures.
Limp and soggy lettuce
Slice of cheese, so orange it obviously come from a cow with terminal liver damage
A beef pattie - some artificial guck, painted to resemble REAL meat, has plastic taste
3 slices of an anaemic tomato
A few blobs of green whatever
Sauce- to try and make it taste like anything but what it is.
I tried a couple of different offerings and ended up chewing the box it came in,
tasted better.
Thanks for the chicken jokes and cartoons that I looked at before going to ABF's for dinner tonight. Chuckled as I walked to his place, then when he said "we are having Chicken Pie", I lost it and cracked up completely.
Because of this thread he is sure I am nuts.
Will hunt out some funnies for you.