Sounds like you are not going to get serious about quiting until you have experience the YETS. If that is what you intend to do here is the list of what you have to look forward to;
1. I have not been arrested YET
2. I have not gotten a DUI YET
3. I have not been hospitalized YET
4. I have not lost my job YET
5. I have not lost my family YET
6. I have not been placed in a Psych-ward YET
7. I have not been homeless YET
8. I have not died from this disease YET