Dee are you sure that guy was not recording and analyzing me? That is pretty scary, I hate to admit it but there was a day and a time I used all of them!
One they do not mention was one I used on my first wife when she accused me of being drunk all the time. I told her "Drunk! You have never seen me drunk! Keep bugging me and I will show you what drunk is!" I was 19 or 20 then, she kept bugging me so one afternoon just to really show her I killed a 12 pack, a pint of vodka and then washed that all down with a 5th of Blue Nun wine!!! I was blitzed, I got really sick and did numerous things that I really regret, but she never griped about me being drunk all the time again! We stayed marreid another 15 years!