Originally Posted by
littlefish I can have one drink! I just pour myself a glass of wine, pour the rest of the bottle down the drain, make sure the liquor cabinet is locked and there is no alcohol in the house. Make sure I'm doing this right before a two day holiday when the liquor stores will be closed. Shoot myself in the foot so I can't walk to a bar and, then I'm perfectly capable of having one!
Ha Ha hA haahahhhahhhaaa!!!!!!!!!!! You made me laugh out loud!
OMG - that is so true. Well put!