Well, technically - you *didn't* touch alcohol - it touched you.
I saw your title thingy ... and something SORT of similar happened to me the other day and I was on my way to a meeting. The woman I live with drinks and I found a beer can while cleaning up... when I picked it up, (to throw it in the recycle bin) I learned it wasn't empty and spilled it on my clothes and arms.
I had to have a second shower.
Annoying but ... still hjere. Still sober.
And skweeky kleen.