Okay, to hell with it!
You can have your sobriety. Hell, after tonight, I could barely see the keys to type the word. Take it. wave it around like a fu*king flag, show it to all your friends, act like you know what the hell you are doing, say, " Well I followed the twelve steps and my life is just so great today, puke, puke puke.
I'm sick of a$$holes telling me to do it this way, do it that way, and in between I'm a miserable wreck. I could really give a damn what these know-it-alls said to me today, except that I made it perfectlly clear that if they were so inclined, they could kiss my ruby red a$$.