You can hang with me. I'm safe, though I might not be a "real alcoholic" either. I've heard there is a lot of "terminal uniqueness" going around in secular, hopefully it's not too contagious, from what I understand it's "terminal", that is , it will kill you.
Kick me, what kind of a welcome is that? Sorry, I'm expecting a cat attack any minute now, and what's more I have spring fever !