for instance.... (here's a funny for you.)
I'm nurotic about health, eating right, skin care.... so I always look at the abf, and check his freckles, beauty marks, moles... to see if they are changing. We will be lying in bed, I'll pick at his skin when I 'see something'. (he says I'm like a monkey-- picking bugs out of his fur) lol
SO one night, he's obviously high, and he gets aggrivated with me 'picking' at his arm. He finally snaps, and says, "god your neurotic, stop. please stop picking at me!". I said, "FINE... you have something on you.. whatever!"
He turns on the light.... "g** d*** it cess.. what is it?"
I look and it was a tick!!!!!!
hahahahahahhahah!!!
He jumps out of bed, like a 4yr old girl..... screaming... "oh my god, gett it off of me cesss... oh my godddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
LOL
"I don't want to 'pick' at you anymore hon...."
LOL