I am with mama on this one. Twinkies are gross to me and I think they last indefinately. One time at work we put a Hostess cupcake (different item, same principle) on a plate out of the wrapper and set it out on the windowsill. 60 days later it was a little dried up but never molded inside or out! Can anyone say preservatives! Or too much time on your hands at work?!
I taught my lesson for the day right? Do I get a star or are we waiting for stimulus money to replenish the star drawer?!