Ok. So I am 38. So, not
too old yet, eh?
And, I'm 6'2". Eh? Tall, yeah? Good? Ahur?
My hair is dark brown, my eyes are green. Oh yeah, you gettin' me? Huh? Uhr hurrr.
And I weigh getting on for 300lbs. No, it's not all muscle. It's all butt, belly and thigh. And now I know you're thinking, Barry White? Well, unfortunately I'm not a sexy black dude, I'm a pasty, slightly hairy white guy with the kind of overall aesthetic effect of moldy lard.
And thank you very much for reminding me.
