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Old 01-16-2009, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Ann View Post
I think I would get tired of sucking my stomach in.



Here Ann.......maybe this helps. Pay special attention to #10. Edited a bit....

10 Things He's Thinking When You're Naked

1. That webcam didn’t begin to do her justice.
2. Only one beer? Check. Ate the Altoids? Check. Pre-date safety ______? Check.
3. Please don’t put on the baggy T-shirt!
4. Duuuuuude!
5. Interesting. Another _____ shape for my mental collection.
6. Who is Mike? And what is his name doing there?
7. Hmm…have I ever washed these sheets?
8. I kinda don’t care if they’re fake.
9. Focus on her eyes, focus on her eyes, focus on her…oh, forget it.
10. Suck in my gut, suck in my gut, suck in my…oh, forget it.

(From Glamour
by Kimberly Bonnell and Pamela Redmond Satran)
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