Best bacon accessory - De-oderiser Reason - Business and bacon don't quite mix unless your business is bacon and mine isn't so that rules that out. Breasts and bacon are both good forces, but if they were in a book about good forces, one would be on page 1 and the other on page 320 (the end of the book). They cannot be merged and must be kept separate, therefore the bacon-bra is an abomination! So, that leaves the de-oderiser. Bacon and nice aromas go together well, so that gets my vote!
Best bacon food item - Bacon on a stick Reason - Like I mentioned earlier, two powerful forces should not be merged (you saw what happened in Ghostbusters when they crossed the streams) so bacon and chocolate is totally wrong and potentially dangerous. Diet Coke bacon flavour is wrong too, bacon should never be wet and fizzy. Bacon should be enjoyed as it was meant to be, hot and chewy and bacony. Preferably on a stick with chips (fries
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That is how I vote, do not try to change my mind!!!