You are definitly silly. That Arby's commercial did crack me up, I always wanted my ex to bring me chicken wings on a tray but it didn't work out. Maybe that's why we broke up.... I always thought it was my 12-pack a night habit.
I have those thoughts everyday, but then I just remind myself that I have a mental obsession with alcohol and that's all it is. Those thoughts are becoming somewhat less frequent with each day