Letter to my boss:
Dear (…yeah, sure…) Boss;
I hope you’re nice and comfy in your office chair. Are you feeling well? We wouldn’t want you to strain any muscles in your hands by lifting a finger. We’re out here doing all of the work for you. Go ahead…talk all day long on the phone to your girlfriend…it’s O-KAY! We enjoy working hard and not being compensated for it. You see, all of us learned a long time ago that hard work builds character (if not a fat bank account)…character is a good thing! Who needs money? We certainly don’t! Why else would we be working here?
Enjoy it while it lasts, pal.
Your’s truly,
Staff
P.S.--Thanks for giving us the shaft this holiday season. What a nice surprise...It's much better than a bonus. Hugs and kisses.