DefofLov

Famous phrases from the Alcoholic in your Life:

Hello all, you know those alcoholics we love tend to be repetitive and say the same thingz over and over again. What are some of the famous phrases from the alcoholic in your life? Here are some of mine:

1. "Your the last little turd I shitted out, Mommie loves you." (flattering isn't it)

2. "Please dont tell anyone about your alcoholic mother." (as if everyone doesn't already know)

3. "Mommie is so proud of you." (sure....)

4. "You are so clean, you have obsessive compulsion discourse." (yeah thatz exactly how she said it)

Thatz all i can think of for now...crackz me up though. Used to hurt me but now I see how foolish it all is and why she said these thingz. The alcholic seez fault in otherz but cant deal with themselves.

~Def