I don't cook either.........
.I remember after leaving Ah #1 - he had cooked for me for 13 years. I went to cook a pizza- simple you would think. It came out -looked good and then we went to cut it and I realized I had left the cardboard on. WTH? My 7 year old at the time.... said thats okay Mom we can still eat it and we did- we picked the pizza off the cardboard and laughed about it. So you caught the stove on fire.....you weren't hurt...the kids are fine.....live and learn. Can we take a cooking class together?