Thread: Whiners Anonymous Part 15
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Old 10-29-2008, 09:53 AM
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Jersey Nonny
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Whodda thunk it!?! We have taken "bathroom humor" to a whole new level!

Minnie Whine du Jour...but on topic:

My 81-year-old room mate told me she changed my toilet paper roll. I said, "Why would you do that? The housekeeper takes care of it. Besides, there are two rolls...only one was empty." She said, "I use my own roll." Me, "What do you do take paper in with you?" She, "No...I just use my own." OK! I went in to pour something in the sink, and looked over at the toilet tissue...two rolls of exactly the same kind. I came out and said, "I thought you had some special kind of toilet paper...it's the same on both rolls." She said, "Yes...but mine is the one on the right. Yours is the one next to it on the left." I just looked at her in disbelief and said, "I'm glad you explained it to me...I wouldn't want to make a mistake and use yours. You are one strange lady."

Since we're on the subject, I'm taking a poll. Do you roll under or over?
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