Originally Posted by
timzup 
Yelling at the ref has a covert affect also, this approach can also be amplified by chants such as, " the re-er-rees a w**ker", repeatedly.
These tactics are yet to be recognised by UEFA.
Wake up LB, are you paying attention?
That off-side rule part of the brain is missing in the female of the species!! Another thing, how have you men managed to create a football league where EVERY GAME IS CRUCIAL even if your own team aren't playing?
"I have to go down the pub to see the game, it's crucial"
"Oh really, darling. Why, who are Liverpool playing?"
"Oh no, Liverpool aren't playing. But, if Arsenal manage to beat Chelsea then ..............However, if they get a draw then........................ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!