Originally Posted by Rowan

Made ME laff. Reminds me of a joke of my own.

An old man walks into a medical clinic and approaches the receptionist who loudly asks him why he is there. "There's something wrong with my d*ck". The receptionist hushes him, referring to the packed waiting room, and says, "Sir, was that necessary?" to which he replied, "Well you didn't have to go asking so loudly, did you?"

"Sir, in the future, why not approach the desk and say you have something general wrong with you, like a sore knee or something. Then, when you get in to see the doctor, you can explain that you are having difficulty with your penis."

Without a word, the old man turned on his heel and walked out.

15 minutes pass, and he returns, confidently striding to the receptionist's desk. Pleased that he took her advice, she asks him, "Yes sir, how may I help you?" to which he replied "Ma'am, there's something wrong with my ear".

Smiling broadly she says, "Oh dear, what's wrong with it?" to which he replied,

"I can't p*ss out of it!"