My dearest Benji. My sober date is May 13th. Please go run and get your calendar and begin counting the days because I "believe" I am on day 31 and good old Fizzy is 4 days ahead of me, which would make it 35 days for Fizzy. Keep trying Benji, but you are getting a lot of new people from the 2 weeks and under thread that are joining your group my dear. Now be a good boy and become the leader over there.
Have a great day everyone and stay sober.