This isn't a drunken peeing story but this thread reminds me of the time a while back being on a family road trip when my sons announced in the worst possible location that they had to go NOW. Pulled over at the top of a mountain pass in the howling wind. They scrambled out and unzipped in record time. I realized the peril of their situation a second too late to prevent them learning the hard way that you don't **** into the wind!