When my husband walks in the door from work and sees me dancing around the kitchen, hunk of cheese (wisconson cheddah of course) in one hand, toothbrush in the other, shadow boxing with a giant green blob, he's going to think I've lost it!
I'll tell him y'all made me do it.
But seriously, thank you all for the great ideas. Serenity, I love the visual of the green blob. I think I'm going to use that, except in my head it's a monster with sharp teeth and every time I don't drink, those teeth are going to start crumbling and falling out one by one.