Here's my favorite.
SHORT PRAYER FOR TODAY
Dear God,
So far today, I've done alright. I haven't gossiped, I haven't lost my temper, haven't been grumpy,nasty or selfish.
I'm really glad of that. But, in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on,
I'M PROBABLY GOING TO NEED A LOT OF HELP!
AMEN:praying