Good one Carol!
I like that.
After reading it, though ... what I read .. is just life.
Except for one thing.
YOu
broke
a
bowling
ball.
wow.
Fred Flintstone ... would be proud.
Other than that oNE thing - NOT an everyday occurance ...
all the other things .. WERE 'everyday' occurences. While we HOPE we don't get flat tires every day - when were sober we can FUNCTION with getting them if that's what occurs.
the only thing we have to 'run' to ...
is maybe a gas station for a patch.
and guess what -
you experienced them sober. directly.
but the bowling ball ... that one's kind trippy.
how the heck does one go about breaking a bowling ball?
coud be coincidence
could be satanic
lol