And here's my quip for the next AA meeting - or just for now:
Giving up alcohol is harder than cracking a Rubik's Cube in the dark with one hand down your strides.
And I make my solemn commitment to always, I mean always have a fresh brand new quip. A quip is very important. Nothing worse than a stale quip, I mean quips should be taken fresh from the oven and quipped almost immediately.