OK/Whalespicey
60 above, Texans turn on the heat.
Minnesotans plant gardens.
50 above, Texans schiver uncontrolably.
people in Duluth sun bath.
40 above, Texas cars won't start.
Minnesotans roll down the windows.
32 above, distilled water freezes.
the water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above, Texans put on coats, long under ware, gloves, and wool hats.
Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above, Dallas landlords turn on the heat.
Minnesotans have a cook out, before it gets cold.
zero, people in Houston all die.
people in Minnesota close the windows.
10 below people in Austin fly to Panama.
people in minnesota put on their winter coats.
20 below Texas disintergrates.
Minnesota girl scouts sell cookies door to door. (true)
40 below Texans run out of hot air.
Minnesotans get mad cause the mini van won't start.
100 below Santa abandons the north pole.
Minnesotans let the dogs sleep inside.
460 below absolute zero all atomic motion stops
Minnesotans start asking (cold nough fer ya).
500 below, Hell freezes over, the Vikes go all the way,
Minnesota schools open 2 hours late.
Last edited by geees poncho; 01-07-2008 at 08:49 PM.