LOL!
Along the lines of "ABC Company"... this happened twice a couple of weeks ago.
Lights off... door locked... I'm in the back and hear pounding on the front door. I ignore it. It continues. Finally I go up to the front thinking it must be a friend or that Dino lost his key or something... it's not... but they don't look armed so I open the door.
"Are you closed?"
Are you kidding?