Oh, my God, we're all exactly alike! What a wonderful yet terrible fellowship! Here are mine:
1) Not having to locate all the "empties" I've hidden & throw them out before my husband gets home.
2) Not having my hand shake so badly at lunch, while trying to get food up to my mouth, that my friends all stare!
3) Never again having to worry about a police officer's flashing lights pulling up behind me - believe me it strikes terror in your heart when you know you already have one DUI (especially while driving with a suspended license - even more special!)
4) Not having people look at you suspiciously, wondering if you're loaded once again-not having to keep track of all the lies you've told!
5) Not having that terrible feeling of panic, paranoia and remorse overwhelm you as you try to resurface after a binge.