Update.
I called my sponsor *gasp*
He said: "OK, are you standing ?"
I said " Yes"
He said "Now, put your feet together and draw a line around them, about 1 foot square"
I said: " I see where this is going......anything beyond that is none of my business".
After that we laughed, and he again told me welcome to the human race.
OK, for anyone else in early sobriety. This is a lesson. That 1 year thing is there for a reason. I had a frigging' meltdown because my ego got bruised a little. If you do get yourself in a similar situation, call your sponsor, and talk to another alcoholic. Better yet, just don't get in that situation to begin with.
Thanks everyone.