Here's the Saturday maintrenence check ...
Here's how I used to do it at the bar, when someone would come back from the restroom with their zipper down.
OK everybody!
Turn your backs to the bar.
ONE of us ... has their zipper down ...
in THIS case, however ...
SOMEBODY'S mailbox is full ....
on the count of three ... we're all going to check our mailboxes, okay???
One
Two
THREE !!!!!
thank you.
we now return you to your regularly scheduled program.