One time my as went out our back door to pretend to smoke a cigarette, then snuck around the front, went into my husband's car, (where he sometimes keeps his money for fear it would get stolen by you know who). He stood there with cash in his hand, counting it I guess to see how much he could take without us realizing it was stolen, duh. Anyway, I happened to be watching this out the window. I ran outside, grabbed the money and asked him what he thought he was doing. He looked in my eyes and said he was just counting it and thought about borrowing some and putting it back later.
I was like, do you think I was born yesterday? HOw stupid did he think I am. Money had been missing from our house off and on for 2 years, and he always denied it to the bone. Not that I ever thought he would admit it.
But even getting caught red handed didn't stop him from lying and making up stupid ones at that.