I can remember waking up one morning and seeing a folded paper towel with a bleach bottle on it. Since we had a dog that sometimes had accidents in the house, I figured she had peed on the carpet in the bedroom. When I asked my wife what had happend she uttered those eight words I had grown to hate, "Do you know what you did last night?" I said I didn't know what she meant (liar!!!). She informed me that in the wee hours of the morning after I got home from a night of drinking, she woke up to see my shadow standing in the middle of our bedroom just peeing away. I didn't even know I wasn't in the bathroom.
Fortunately, I haven't missed the toilet in quite some time.
