"Last night while he was asking me...Don't you miss me? Aren't we worth another chance? I relaized that I would rather be shaving my head with a cheese grater while chewing on tin foil than have this conversation with him one more time".
Oh, my goodness, this is hilarious!! I feel exactly the same way--one more conversation about the same s___ and I will throw up! I like the comical twist you put on it
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