I received this in an email that's going around entitled "Letters 'Dear Abby' Couldn't Answer".
Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Funny enough on it's own, but ironic in the sense that Abby (Pauline Phillips) was forever directing folks to check out Al-Anon...
I guess she'd have had a good answer for this one, had it been a real submission.
