A Very Helpful Chart For Agnostics
 

Now I am annoyed at you Windy. I tried this. I taped the chart on the wall and got a big old hat pin out and covered my eyes.
Just as I was approaching the chart my wife walked in front of it and the pin sharply entered her cute behind. (never know who is reading this wink).
She is now yelling at me for pinning her and I am faced with a further dilemna.
If I tell her what it was about I will have to worship her and if I don't she wiii continue to scream at me.
What should I do?