The bannana, an Athieist's nightmare...

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Old 11-07-2006, 10:41 AM
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The bannana, an Athieist's nightmare...

NEWS FLASH: PROOF GOD EXISITS CAN BE FOUND IN A BANNANA

http://thereallygoodnews.blogspot.co...nightmare.html

Gave me a nice chuckle...It's sad that these people are serious....
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somebody is bananas
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But plantains - they be the work of the devil - they look like sweet bananas - but they are not. A cruel ruse. Gah!!
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...and my new higher power is......ya ready?......

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OMG!!!
Bill Cosby would NEVER become evil! :nono:
He's America's favorite dad!
He even topped Father Knows Best!

That clip is a sacrilidge! LOL!

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i am not an athiest, i consider myself spiritual in my own way, but my poor aunt is a zealot...and she has some pretty nuttie ideas about god...and she thinks addicts, gays, and the mentally ill are possessed by demons...and that the reason alcohol is called "spirits" is because the drink itself is possessed by evil spirits...i just nod and act interested...she has a right to think what she wants, and usually i don't like to be preached to in any way, i have my hp and you have yours...or you don't...it's all cool with me...but some people are so desperate for proof that they will grasp at straws..(or in this case....bananas...) if you ask me THEY are bananas...
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did i here Bannanas ... ?
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"Yes, we have no bananas....
We have no bananas today! "

Sorry, I just couldn't resist! LOL!

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I'm curious what Kirk was about to say when the clip cut off. Kinda looks like he was swinging his head low and wanted to say, "bah, you're full of it."
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c'est, sounded like it to me too... (oh, chitz)
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Old 11-09-2006, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by windysan
...and my new higher power is......ya ready?......

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Old 11-10-2006, 10:56 AM
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Good one Doug!
Hey teach....I have a banana!
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teach, this thread was lacking something... maybe shes in recovery too...
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Hmm, fellow Earthlings.

After years of painstaking research, I've realized the following.

The Banana is not the perfect, godly food item once thought. It is something more ominous, more sinister, something Other. Consider our drive to explore space, especially after Bananas became so popular. Consider the following True Story

http://www.vital5productions.com/afwfa/AFWFABOBO.html

Right. It's bait. The Banana Aliens are trolling for humans. The recently released news photo posted by RZ confirms this.

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teach, this thread was lacking something... maybe shes in recovery too...
Whatever, she is rather appealing.
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Ohhhh, booo, hissss....carlton!
We expect better than THAT here on SC! LOL!

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Wait, it gets worse

http://www.sciencenewsforkids.org/ar...0712/Note3.asp
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A true nightmare...

I'm gonna stop now..
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Thought this was good.....

Witness the miracle.....

http://www.calarts.edu/~jwhite/gbj/
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