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Opivotal 09-23-2019 06:19 AM

The Lighter Side ~ Part 31
 
New Thread Continues From Here. :)

https://www.soberrecovery.com/forums...t-30-a-25.html

venuscat 09-23-2019 06:59 AM

Thank you dearest Opi. :) :hug:

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Ann 09-23-2019 03:41 PM

Well done, Venus. :lmao :scoregood

Thanks for the new thread dear Opi. :hug:

Ann 09-23-2019 04:00 PM

Busted!

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Opivotal 09-23-2019 05:10 PM

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Opivotal 09-23-2019 05:18 PM

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PhoenixJ 09-23-2019 06:20 PM

too good, these.

I saw the toddler looking shocked and doing a runner in a u/tube video with the caption 'and then he heard the accordion'....

Opivotal 09-23-2019 06:49 PM

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Mags1 09-24-2019 12:38 AM

Thanks for the new thread Opi.

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tootsl1 09-24-2019 01:38 AM

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Haha Mags this reminds me of my Molly.... She is 3/4 Labrador, 1/4 Poodle and I call her a Labadabadoodle! :lmao

Ann 09-24-2019 06:57 AM


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Add, take out the partials and yup, that's me and Bubba loves me...of course Bubba needs glasses but it's all the same to me. :lmao

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tomsteve 09-24-2019 03:53 PM

Cat’s Heaven

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.”

The cat thought for a moment and then said, “All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard, wooden floors… I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.”

God said, “Say no more.” Instantly, the cat had a HUGE fluffy pillow.

A few days later, 12 mice were simultaneously killed in an accident and they all went up to Heaven together. God met the mice at the Gates of Heaven, with the exact same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, “Well, we have had to run all of our lives… from cats, dogs, and even from people with brooms. If we could just have some little roller-skates, we would never have to run again.”

God answered, “It is done.” All the mice had beautiful little roller-skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat… He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, “Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?”

The cat replied, “Oh, everything is just WONDERFUL… I’ve never been so happy in my life! My pillow is always fluffy and those little “Meals-on-Wheels” that You have been sending over are delicious.”

tomsteve 09-24-2019 03:57 PM

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

tomsteve 09-24-2019 03:59 PM

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

tomsteve 09-24-2019 04:00 PM

Johnny paid his way through college by being a waiter in a restaurant.

“What’s the usual tip?” asked a customer.

“Well,” said Johnny, “this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I’d be doing great.”

“Is that so?” growled the customer. “In that case, here’s twenty dollars.”

“Thanks. I’ll put it in my college fund,” Johnny said.

“By the way, what are you studying?” asked the customer.

“Applied psychology.”

Opivotal 09-24-2019 05:14 PM

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Caramel 09-25-2019 12:34 AM

Sensing a motif here lately, so - from "The Party", Peter Sellers, 1968: the bathroom scene (5:12)

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Ann 09-25-2019 05:08 AM

^^^^

:lmao :lmao :lmao

One of my favourite movies, Caramel. *snork*

tomsteve 09-25-2019 06:04 AM

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tomsteve 09-25-2019 06:06 AM

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if i were to get a bunch of these, would it be a pack of logs or cord of logs??:lmao

tomsteve 09-25-2019 06:14 AM

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PhoenixJ 09-25-2019 06:34 PM

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least 09-26-2019 11:36 AM

This is for those of you with cats. :)

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