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Old 05-08-2019, 05:50 AM   #381 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2019, 05:15 AM   #388 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2019, 05:24 AM   #389 (permalink)
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Lol, "This" is never good news.
no doubt!! my niece has a jeep compass. theres a lightning bolt light.
"uncle tom, what does it mean when the lightning bolt light comes on and my car slows down?"
"ummm...youve been hit by lightning and need CPR???"
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Gone Overboard

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old man overboard. They searched for days and couldn’t find him. So the captain sent the old woman back to shore with the promise that he would notify her as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old woman got a fax from the ship. It read: “Ma’am, sorry to inform you, we found your husband dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled him up to the deck and attached to his back end was an oyster and inside the oyster was a pearl worth $50,000….please advise.”

The old woman faxed back: “Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.”
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The wise old Mother Superior from an Irish convent was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. She requested some warm milk and one of the nuns went to the kitchen to fetch it. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey they had received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

When she walked back at Mother Superior’s bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.

“Mother,” the nuns asked with earnest, “please give us some wisdom before you die.”

She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said, “Don’t sell that cow.”
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