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Old 04-28-2019, 04:39 PM   #341 (permalink)
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Suki!!
I meant...OPI!!

But Suki makes me laugh so much I thought it was her. I am now cleaning my bifocals.


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and god backwards is dog.

maybe for millenia, we have got this all wrong- and we have a belief in dog and his sausage?
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Opi!!! All funny but the toilet one has me hysterical.
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Opivotal……..maybe, that is who h as been stalking me.....?! The consequences of my own actions.
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I wish I could understand that joke....I am so so so obtuse!!!!!
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Yes, it's lovely but can't fly worth a darn.
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First Confession

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions for the first time, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, “Cross you arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand.”

The new priest tries this.

The old priest suggests, “Try saying things like, ‘I see,’ ‘yes, go on,’ and ‘I understand.’ ‘How did you feel about that?’”

The new priest says those things.

The old priest says, “Now, don’t you think that’s a little better than slapping your knee and saying, ‘Oh crap!! What happened next?’”
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