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Obsessed Pug Momma
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Probably at Wal-Mart
Posts: 1,331
For my inner warrior
Dear Santa,
I want a Smart Parts Ion Pink paintball gun. It's only $324.80. I'm 38 yrs old and I've been a good girl this year. P.S. Please send lots of pink paintballs for me and extra thick padding for my son cuz I'm about to paint his butt for all the piddles on the toilet seat, dirty underwear on the floor, homework horrors, soda cans and candy wrappers strewn about and whining whenever I ask him to do the least little thing. That reminds me, please bring plenty of Co2 to power that baby up!! (OH DARLING, HERE COMES MOMMA!!!!!)
I want a Smart Parts Ion Pink paintball gun. It's only $324.80. I'm 38 yrs old and I've been a good girl this year. P.S. Please send lots of pink paintballs for me and extra thick padding for my son cuz I'm about to paint his butt for all the piddles on the toilet seat, dirty underwear on the floor, homework horrors, soda cans and candy wrappers strewn about and whining whenever I ask him to do the least little thing. That reminds me, please bring plenty of Co2 to power that baby up!! (OH DARLING, HERE COMES MOMMA!!!!!)
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: east coast
Posts: 2,440
Originally Posted by daydream
Dear Santa,
I want a Smart Parts Ion Pink paintball gun. It's only $324.80. I'm 38 yrs old and I've been a good girl this year. P.S. Please send lots of pink paintballs for me and extra thick padding for my son cuz I'm about to paint his butt for all the piddles on the toilet seat, dirty underwear on the floor, homework horrors, soda cans and candy wrappers strewn about and whining whenever I ask him to do the least little thing. That reminds me, please bring plenty of Co2 to power that baby up!! (OH DARLING, HERE COMES MOMMA!!!!!)
I want a Smart Parts Ion Pink paintball gun. It's only $324.80. I'm 38 yrs old and I've been a good girl this year. P.S. Please send lots of pink paintballs for me and extra thick padding for my son cuz I'm about to paint his butt for all the piddles on the toilet seat, dirty underwear on the floor, homework horrors, soda cans and candy wrappers strewn about and whining whenever I ask him to do the least little thing. That reminds me, please bring plenty of Co2 to power that baby up!! (OH DARLING, HERE COMES MOMMA!!!!!)
JUST DO IT!!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Here Or There
Posts: 7,612
Originally Posted by Santa Claus
Of course she does! She takes the pictures remember? HO! HO! HO!
Love Vic
learning
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Where I need to be
Posts: 310
Originally Posted by 2tough2die
Heyyyyy Santa.
Glad you're here, about the Philly fans pelting you with snowballs a few years ago at an Eagles game... wasn't me, I'm a Cowboys fan
And all those naughty things I did this year, I'm not really sorry for those either
I'm really bucking for that lump of coal, heating bills been high this year, you know....
Glad you're here, about the Philly fans pelting you with snowballs a few years ago at an Eagles game... wasn't me, I'm a Cowboys fan
And all those naughty things I did this year, I'm not really sorry for those either
I'm really bucking for that lump of coal, heating bills been high this year, you know....
You sure you live in Philly?
Santa had it coming!
"The BAND" workshop ROCKS!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Indianapolis, Indiana
Posts: 1,502
Dear Santa,
Ever since my dear little Mom's funeral 6 years ago Christmas Eve, I've had nothing but sadness on the holidays. I used to love good old-fashioned Christmases, the trips to Grandma's, the decorating, the shopping (although what we bought or received wasn't that important), meals with family, and the holiday music were always near and dear to my heart.
Now I cant even get started. The past few years my addictions kicked in and I just stayed numb through the festivities, but I got through them and looked like I was enjoying myself. This year, in sobriety, I don't know what to do or how to act. Last week, some Christmas song came over the car radio and I had a complete meltdown right there in traffic. Had to pull over and have a good cry.
What can I do? I don't want to hate Christmas forever. I feel numb. Please help. All I want for Christmas is a little of the spirit back.
Your friend,
Michael
Ever since my dear little Mom's funeral 6 years ago Christmas Eve, I've had nothing but sadness on the holidays. I used to love good old-fashioned Christmases, the trips to Grandma's, the decorating, the shopping (although what we bought or received wasn't that important), meals with family, and the holiday music were always near and dear to my heart.
Now I cant even get started. The past few years my addictions kicked in and I just stayed numb through the festivities, but I got through them and looked like I was enjoying myself. This year, in sobriety, I don't know what to do or how to act. Last week, some Christmas song came over the car radio and I had a complete meltdown right there in traffic. Had to pull over and have a good cry.
What can I do? I don't want to hate Christmas forever. I feel numb. Please help. All I want for Christmas is a little of the spirit back.
Your friend,
Michael
everything is already ok
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Melbourne Victoria Australia
Posts: 19,787
Dearest Luvvly Santa,
I hope you are very well and that rudolph and the other dear reindeers are happy too.
I used to be such a materialist and had to have many many possesions, but these days this is not the case.
So SC, all I want for Xmas this year is:
I hope you are very well and that rudolph and the other dear reindeers are happy too.
I used to be such a materialist and had to have many many possesions, but these days this is not the case.
So SC, all I want for Xmas this year is:
- Perfect new work
- 1957 Canary Yellow Corvette Chevy
- Yellow Hummer
- 1200cc Ducatti
- 42 pairs of Jeans
- 50 tee shirts
- 11 Suits
- 400 pairs of knickersw
- 400 pairs of socks
- new Kitchen
- 8 Terrabyte iPod
- 42" Screen
- Olufsen stereo and home theater with all room control
- 4 wheel motor bike (4x4)
- Kubota tractor
- House painted
- Live in house keeper
- Soulmate
- Private Jet
- Private chopper
- Yacht
- 711 pairs of shoes
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 4,955
Dear Santa,
What is up with these weird ass elves that Discover Card is using in their Christmas ad campaign?
They look like a cross between an elf and an extra-terrestrial.
I think you need to speak with your legal people.
This has to be some kind of infringement on your copyright regarding elves and Christmas.
Regards,
Gabe
What is up with these weird ass elves that Discover Card is using in their Christmas ad campaign?
They look like a cross between an elf and an extra-terrestrial.
I think you need to speak with your legal people.
This has to be some kind of infringement on your copyright regarding elves and Christmas.
Regards,
Gabe
NA Rocks!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Location Location
Posts: 517
Originally Posted by roadie58
... Now I cant even get started. The past few years my addictions kicked in and I just stayed numb through the festivities, but I got through them and looked like I was enjoying myself. This year, in sobriety, I don't know what to do or how to act. Last week, some Christmas song came over the car radio and I had a complete meltdown right there in traffic. Had to pull over and have a good cry.
What can I do? I don't want to hate Christmas forever. I feel numb. Please help. All I want for Christmas is a little of the spirit back.
What can I do? I don't want to hate Christmas forever. I feel numb. Please help. All I want for Christmas is a little of the spirit back.
The magic of Christmas seems to have fizzled a bit for me, but this year I have a new outlook. This will be the first clean and sober Christmas for me (and my sweet family) in almost 10 years! It's up to us to make it special, Michael. Time for us to make new memories! Indulge yourself, bake cookies, wrap up fun little gifts for friends and family, send out Christmas cards, decorate your home and light Christmas-scented candles, drink warm apple cider and listen to Christmas carols. watch old Christmas movies on TV. It's okay to cry once in a while. That's just your emotions coming out, and so much of this is new to us, we're not sure how to handle it. Just hang on and keep going one day at a time. You can do it. WE can do it! (And ya got us, too, ya know. We love ya!)
Santa, what's happening now? Are you real busy? I need chocolate .... quick!
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